I am Jennifer,

And I thought Nitrous wearing a goodies was great. HOLY CWAP. Kitty is adowable!

I think Christina would find it amusing that the kindle corrected Nitro to Nitrous.

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thedailywhat:

Say No To Understanding Terrorism of the Day: When MidAmerica Nazarene University student Sophia Stockton received her textbook on understanding terrorism from Amazon, she flipped through it to find that it came with an unwelcome study aid: A bag of cocaine.

Stockton says she took the substance to the Gardner police station, where it was identified by an officer.

“He put some gloves on and put it in a plastic bag, he took it back to test it and like 10 minutes later he came back and said, ‘Did you happen to order some cocaine with your textbook?” Stockton told KWCH.

Though the book, Understanding Terrorism: Challenges, Perspectives, and Issues, was used, Stockton claims she received it directly from Amazon “entirely wrapped up.”

He (the person who previously had the book) did not know it was in there,” she said. “I am sure the guy was mad he left it in there, but I am kind of glad it is off the streets.”

Amazon has not yet commented on the case.

[kwch / kctv / tnw.]

I always read all these retail robins and I know I’ve expirienced a good bunch of them, but I’ve never felt as mad as the people who post them. I just think, “Big deal, I get over it.”

richy-w:

fuckyeahpokemonmusic:

S.S. Anne 
Pokémon Red, Blue & Yellow Versions 

omg, nostalgia attack

There was a kid the other day in my line at work and he was playing yellow on a clear game boy color. I miss pokemon and having a game boy.

effyeahrats:

Happy sleepy Squishball!

Ohboy

Last semester at SWIC.

First week, DONE.

So far, my classes are pretty great.
Tutoring is pretty great.

I start off everyday with some Chemistry. Learnin’, expirimentin’.
My assigned lab partner is pretty cool. We both has the “Let’s split the work and GET OUT OF HERE” mentality, and I’m pretty okay with that.
Everything right now, and probably for a while, I already know. This is good, so I can focus on other things.
Mondays and Wednesdays,  I have statistics. It’s okay so far. Nothing too intense. I hope it’s not bad later though. I mean, I’ve been through many a semester of Calculus, it should be okay, right? I’m ahead in the homework. I went ahead and finished chapter one, so I don’t have anything due for two weeks.
And then there’s Differential Equations. It’s a mind bender. It’s like, I’m getting a headache right now just because I typed out Differential Equations. But I get a lot of it, for the most part. We’ll see how it goes.

I’ve only tutored yesterday and today so far. Pretty easy.
Yup.

One thing I realized, which I’m sure I’m not the only one to discover.
Majoring in the math and sciences, boys. Hella boys.  If your a girl, and you like boys, take up math, engineering or chemistry. That way, even if you don’t like it, you could find a guy who’s on the right track to dollas.

There’s really only one way to deal with this SOPA nonsense.

totesemily:

We steal the Declaration of Independence.

I feel like Jennifer will like this.

Before I read all the way down to what you said, Emily, I had decided I liked it.

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Dawwwwww

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What a pretty baby.

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angst4lyfe

My dad just called me.

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